A Trungalow is to the Internet, what The Rock is to needlework. Although it’s generally something that’s nice, relaxing and a pleasure to be around, with many good aspects and a design that may or may not be based around Derek Punsalan’s brilliant Foliage Mod, you get the feeling that he’d have no qualms with taking a big cream pie, lathering it up real nice and sticking it straight up your candy asses.

What does this have to do with needlework, I hear you ask? Well, that’s a good question, Jim. Although needlework is predominately populated by old, haggard women who have nothing better to do with their time, The Rock has no qualms with just giving it a shot and seeing where it will go. It might not work out for The Rock, of course, he may find himself simply with nowhere to go other than to the moon and to set up some kind of crazy base camp with shields and goats to protect him from the tin hat aliens who populate the darkest regions of space. If that happens, then I wish The Rock good luck, he’s entertained us for many a year with his quips and wonderful acting. So will the Trungalow, one day.

Until that day comes, we created this website to post a big pile of bullshit onto the Internet’s meaty chest.